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Jan 27, 2015
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Jan 26, 2015
2:49 pm
Jan 26, 2015
2:06 pm


Yup, that's a place for expression here :D
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 5:20 AM
laaa :la:
Tue Oct 21, 2014, 2:18 PM
Neal ? You mean Neo ?
Tue Sep 23, 2014, 1:59 AM
My favorite movie character is Neal from "the matrix" He dodges bullets and doesn't afraid of anything
Sat Sep 20, 2014, 2:43 PM
C'est vrai que personne se sert de ce truc x: vais ptet le gicler
Thu Aug 28, 2014, 12:21 AM
Je vois que c'est aussi vivant que chez moi =D
Mon Jul 21, 2014, 3:19 AM
Well, it doesn't matter a lot, we aren't saying that much interesting stuff XD
Thu May 16, 2013, 2:00 AM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. Because I don't know any French. ;_;
Wed May 15, 2013, 6:04 PM
Euh... oui ?
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 6:07 AM
La pub c'est mortelle pour les neurones! Mais faut assumer ses réfs ^^
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 5:02 AM

I've been tagged again, and as I don't like doing a journal entry just for that, here are some news for the few people that still follow my works for what it is :) So...

2015 is going to be a very busy year for me. If nothing bad happen, I'll start some courses on March, learning a new job. I'll keep drawing anyway, it's just that the lessons are pretty intensive and I probably won't have much time for drawing during the 10 month schooling. That's what stresses me a bit, but hopefully everything will go fine.

During this time, I won't be able to work on any long term projects - except the few ones for which I've already signed in ;) . Few people here know it, but the main universe I'm working on is actually linked to an indie tabletop RPG I'm working on since years ; friends of mine that have actually played it -and/or still play it- are pushing me forward to publish it, or at least making some crowd-funding to release a complete printable file for it. I'll be working on illustrations for it I think, so wait and see...


Tagged by :iconthehappylandfill:

Rules --
1. Each person has to share 5 things about themselves.
2. Please answer the 10 questions asked to you and invent 10 questions the people you tag will have to answer.
3. Choose up to 10 people and put their icons on your journal - not something like "you are tagged if you read this", you have to tag legitimately 10 people.
4. No tag backs, Please!


5 things about me

1. I have a pig head tattooed on my left arm and I intend on having a lot more tattoos when I'll have spare cash for that. If you ask why I did this particular one, let's just say that's my Chinese zodiac sign, and that I like the Celtic meaning of it. And I like analyzing the reaction of people towards it.
I love reptiles.
3. I luckily never had a complex about being bald at 20 (just shove my head until then), but I have a hard time not looking like a skinhead (I'm not a pretty sight) or a hipster (I have a beard) x: I don't know which one of the two I hate most.
4. I sing very bad. I mean, very. Bad.
5. I think I have some kind of out-of-control X-Men power : electronic devices seem to break down a lot when I use them x:

Questions naow

1. Favorite guilty pleasure?
Cookie dough ice cream. Nothing sexual.

2. Favorite song to listen too when you feel sad
I have many, but let's say this one, cause it has been written by Michael Moorcock, and I love the thematic  :

3. A book that you would reread
I don't know if it has been translated into English ? It's a French sci-fi book named "La horde du contrevent" from the author Alain Damasio

4. An O.C. of mine and yours that you could see being good friends! and why!
Good friends ? I don't know, a lot of my OCs are really douchebags XD I had one in mind that would probably befriend John Doe, but I realize I never posted anything about him here in DA, so I'd say... Furiel with him ? He would need some booze companion :D

5. something you are super afraid of!
Big spiders scare the shit out of me. I generally go berserk when I spot one.

6. one thing you couldn't live without
Cheese ;^;

7. one person who is no longer living that you'd like to meet
Interesting, cause I got so much stupid ideas... Hmm... Just meeting the first fish that got out of water and tried to breathe, to tell him "Dude... That's  not really worth it, trust me..."

8. if you were to have one ridiclous super power what would it be!
Provoking hangovers with only a gaze ! Not an overdestructive power, but still it can be satisfying

9. if you could one animal in the world what would it be?
A crocodile in my bathroom.

10. what color are your eyes and hair? :0
I'm afraid I'm kinda boring at this point x: I have brown - some people says slightly greenish, but I doubt it - eyes and I used to have dark chestnut hairs, but my facial hairs are more like black... with some white appearing.


27/01 : Yeah ok, twice the same... I'm playful though, so here it is. Tagged by :icondomario: this time

1. What is your favorite animal? (it doesn't have to be fluffy)
Crocodiles ! Yay ! Once again !

2. What was your New Year's Resolution?
Uuh... Be more active about friends and communities I'm in.

3. Favorite Color??
Green (orly?). Black, purple and red after that.

4. If you could have any ONE super power, what would it be and why?
Time travel would be my first choice, but I don't feel like fucking up the whole space and time continuum, so I'd say tele-transportation.

5. What would you do with it?
Kick some politician's butts, they deserve it, then bringing food and water to the starving countries. Very tame hey ? After that, go and visit long distant friends. Visit very distant countries and go back home for dinner.

6. Do you a dream for the future?
Live my life, and be sure to have people around living well.

7. What would you say your best quality is?
Compassion and empathy ? though I often think it's more like a flaw.

8. If you could change or improve something about yourself, what would it be?
Get rid of all these diseases.

9. What's your favorite Cartoon?
All time cartoon favorite as a series is the 90s Batman animated ones. Smart intellectual food for kids, well written, cool one. As an animation movie, I'd say it's Miyazaki's "Spirited Away" ; I love it's poetry and overall ambiance. (I love Porco Rosso too)

10. Besides creative things, what is your favorite hobby or extracurricular activity?
I'm a game master at different tabletop RPGs. Done that for years, and I still love that. My players too, see that I'm never running out of players, even if we are all working, some are married with kids...

Artists seeking commissioners

Thu Jan 15, 2015, 2:33 AM

Hello ! To bury these sad news, I'm putting, like always, some advertisement for artists here and there that are in a dire need for cash. Art ain't cheap, whereas it be digital or traditional.


:icondrawitout: does awesome and grim stuff, and has a very long range from anthro to more classical stuff. Without any cash, I'm afraid her computer won't let her draw anything at all in the end :p Go check her journal here :

HEY! I NEED SOME HELP. COMPUTER IS DYINGEdit: Even commenting and answering the questions posed here would be helpful.
I need money for a bunch of things.
But mainly, I need money to afford to either check this laptop out before it dies, or buy a new one in the worst case scenario.
Is anyone interested in commissioning me?
Due to the computer issues I've mentioned a good few times now, I would vastly prefer traditional commissions to be asked for.
Digital will still be available but will be more difficult for me to complete because... I can't see the colours quite often. D:
Commissions have been open this entire time, but I need to make it clear I do need them! Particularly right now!

Are there any sort of commission "deals" that would make you more interested in buying? Like buy two larger commissions, get a smaller one free or something?
And, is anyone interested in themed adoptables? Don't say yes or call it a good idea for me to make some if you are not open to buying one yourself!


:iconthefancytunafish: has a neat lineart and an original style (close to anime I'd say ? But not really that) and needs some art supplies for school. Art supllies cost an arm, and I guess she still need it to draw, so here's her journal entry :

(\(T v T) Will draw w/e for Munnies!:iconlazepoolplz:
I'm a bum.
Hey yall' I need some commissions!
(and i'm sorry in advance to a selective few)
But my class material lists combined for this semester is like 2 and a half pages long for art supplies!
(8$ for one marker? What the FUCK!?)
I'll take any commission, even a complicated one, idc, a commission is a commission; I just need to have all the materials within the next two weeks of the semester. (/) v (\) I filled out some paperwork wrong for school now I have to wait until February for my scholarship to sink in. So, I'd like to raise like at least 200$ (that's like 4-6 commissions) and that would cover half of my supply list, I don't need to buy everything on the list just yet, I don't think. In return you can be as loose as a goose with your commission, just don't make me draw Porns please, lul.
Slots are endless, I no longer have class on Thursday, so I should have plenty of time to work on them outside of H.w (But I might get a new part


My own commissions are still open, even if I need to change my commission sheet :p Btw I always use the money I got from my own commission to commission other artists in need here, so you know what to do in the worst cas scenario :)

Commissions List and Prices by EMP-83


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Hey, I'm a French illustrator, and I decided to live for art instead of eating \o/ Don't hesitate to talk to me, I don't bite.

:skullbones: I don't really do requests, and I just do not do porn/fetish/crude artworks, so no need to bother me with that. :skullbones:
If you find me wimpy for that, well... I just do what I want to do. If I say "no" it's because it does not interests me.

If I give you a fave, that's because I really enjoyed your work. As you can see, I'm not the kind to click randomly. No need to thank me in the comment. but you still do, as I can see, that's ok =p

If I give you a Lama, that's generally because I saw you scavenging through my stuff regularly :D

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Following… : Which character to use for January ? (putting the oens I draw most) 

5 deviants said Closed, I got my results ;)

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:skull:State of the Union - Timerunner:skull:

:skull:Cenobita - Slaves:skull:


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SgtSaturn Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Student General Artist
SASS Tiny Carmine n' Cassidy by SgtSaturn
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nfok-e Featured By Owner Jan 19, 2015  New member Hobbyist Filmographer
Thanks for the llama!! appreciate it
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milk13 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015  Professional Artist
Thanks for adding :-)  R.
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Katri-333 Featured By Owner Jan 6, 2015
Thanks for the watch and the fav! 
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DominikScherrer Featured By Owner Jan 5, 2015  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Many thanks for the fav!
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Moonshine0 Featured By Owner Dec 30, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
I'm always happy to fav people. It's the least I can do.
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Kiru-chaan Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Merci pour le lama! Et bon ne continuation! FIGHTING *repart*
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Gulby Featured By Owner Dec 12, 2014
Merci pour le llama !
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Linkdezelda Featured By Owner Dec 11, 2014  Student General Artist
Thanks a lot for the :lama: ^^

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Kal241 Featured By Owner Dec 10, 2014
Thanks for that llama :3
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