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Contests, Trades or simply gifts, here I feature the works that others have done about my own OCs & universe. Thanks a lot !

Random Favourites

When I feel like bored, or when I got no inspiration, I just browse the recent deviations. If I find something looking cool, I look at the author's gallery, and then I pick some nice piece of art to fav'. I just don't do it randomly, believe it.



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Yup, that's a place for expression here :D
Thu Oct 23, 2014, 5:20 AM
laaa :la:
Tue Oct 21, 2014, 2:18 PM
Neal ? You mean Neo ?
Tue Sep 23, 2014, 1:59 AM
My favorite movie character is Neal from "the matrix" He dodges bullets and doesn't afraid of anything
Sat Sep 20, 2014, 2:43 PM
C'est vrai que personne se sert de ce truc x: vais ptet le gicler
Thu Aug 28, 2014, 12:21 AM
Je vois que c'est aussi vivant que chez moi =D
Mon Jul 21, 2014, 3:19 AM
Well, it doesn't matter a lot, we aren't saying that much interesting stuff XD
Thu May 16, 2013, 2:00 AM
C-C-C-COMBO BREAKER. Because I don't know any French. ;_;
Wed May 15, 2013, 6:04 PM
Euh... oui ?
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 6:07 AM
La pub c'est mortelle pour les neurones! Mais faut assumer ses réfs ^^
Tue Jan 22, 2013, 5:02 AM

Artist in need/Commissions + News

Thu Oct 16, 2014, 4:17 AM

Hello, people of dA ! My friend :iconthehappylandfill: has opened low priced commissions for October -around 15$ for a colored drawing- so just go and check it out now if you got some spare cash ;) It's really not very costly seeing how amazing her work is :D

October Commission Sale -and Kiriban 60kSaving up for kiddo's Bday and replacement nibs for my tablet!
Be kind and check it out or share!
Commission info is in the picture description thanks!

AS for the kiriban.
I will be doing one at 60k pageviews so
first one to send me a screen shot of the 60 mark 
NOTE it to me please
no journal comments/profile comments x-x; I don't want to miss it
will get a free oc character of their choice drawing
from the knees up pic -full color n what not
in order to qualify
you must be a watcher- active e-e;
-no new watchers starting this week are qualifiy -this is for appreciation of previous watchers and not folks who just watched seeing this giveaway sorry.
you must have color ref images-  (NO written descriptions thankyou)
Stuff I can do!
Monster chicks
clothing designs n such
(well I just love drawing girls but if you want a male Ill work with you :3 )
things I dont do:
 OCTOBER-NOV Commissions - SALE -CLOSED! by TheHappyLandfill

On other news, I'm finally going to clean the mess of a gallery I have, putting a lot of stuff on storage (around 80% I think, oldest stuff). The new tag system somehow pushes me to do it, as I obviously don't want to bother putting tags on the approximatively 600 deviations I have XD

If I ever traded with you, or did commissions/gifts, stuff like that, and you want to keep it handy, please save the work, or ask me to open the downloads for it. I'll do the commission file last, so you got some time before the Great Wipe comes and kicks in :)

Fucking stupid postmen

Mon Sep 29, 2014, 5:37 AM

So, I have a particularly stupid postman, whom seem to have a lot of fun destroying my packages. I was really pissed off with this, once again, so I sent a message to our postal service so that they can understand how tired I am of this shit -and also cause I needed to wind it up a bit, as I'm forced to wait until another posman passes by to open the box with a special key.

Note that there is absolutely no way to send them any complain ; the only thing I saw is a field where you can type in some "special recommendations for delivery". I thought it would be fun to share it with you (in French, and translated into English)

J'aimerais vous signaler, comme "consigne particulière" qu'il ne sert a rien de rentrer les colis a coup de poing dans la boite aux lettres, surtout ceux sur lesquels ont été collés un macaron "fragile" (si si, j'ai un témoin), ni de bloquer l'ouverture de celle-ci en bourrant comme un demeuré. L'idée, quand on reçoit un colis, c'est de pouvoir le récupérer sans avoir a démonter la dite boite aux lettres. Merci de signifier ceci a votre alcoolique de livreur, sinon c'est moi qui le bourrerais dans ma boite aux lettres la prochaine fois qu'il passe.

I would like to bring some "special recommendation" to your attention, that it isn't necessary to punch the packages into my mail box, especially if those possesses a sticker "fragile" on it (yes, i got a witness on that), nor is it necessary to prevent the opening of this one by stuffing the cardboard-box in like a fucking moron. The idea, when you receive a package, is to be able to take it without having to dismantle your own mail box. Please, tell your alcoholic delivery man this message, or the next time I'm seeing him, I'll stuff him myself into my mail box.

We'll see if they have any reaction to it.

  • Mood: Anger


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Hey, I'm a French illustrator, and I decided to live for art instead of eating \o/ Don't hesitate to talk to me, I don't bite.

:skullbones: I don't really do requests, and I just do not do porn/fetish/crude artworks, so no need to bother me with that. :skullbones:
If you find me wimpy for that, well... I just do what I want to do. If I say "no" it's because it does not interests me.

If I give you a fave, that's because I really enjoyed your work. As you can see, I'm not the kind to click randomly. No need to thank me in the comment. but you still do, as I can see, that's ok =p

If I give you a Lama, that's generally because I saw you scavenging through my stuff regularly :D

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:skull:Cenobita - Slaves:skull:


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ricoachuhhar Featured By Owner 16 hours ago  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Cool arts. J'aime bien :iconiloveitplz:
Crystal-WolfDarkness Featured By Owner 3 days ago  Hobbyist General Artist
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Cyrkael Featured By Owner Nov 19, 2014  Hobbyist Traditional Artist
Bienvenue dans le groupe :iconkamifrenchcreation: ! =)
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Heurchon Featured By Owner Nov 7, 2014
Merci beaucoup pour le watch!!! :aww:
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Dve6 Featured By Owner Nov 5, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
hey, thanks for the watch!! 
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Oranjekyu Featured By Owner Nov 4, 2014
Hallo,  Let's keep this simple.

-your work is awesome-

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amvhellboy Featured By Owner Nov 1, 2014
Thank you for the lama :D
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Bluekite-Falls Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2014
Thanks for the watch! *hug*
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saphirDneru Featured By Owner Oct 16, 2014
de rien (wouaaaa j'aurai jamais cru que je tomberais sur un français *-* )
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NuclearZombie18 Featured By Owner Oct 13, 2014  Hobbyist General Artist
Omgosh thanks greatly for the watch and llama 
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